“You can say “Bitch” on national television but you can’t say “Shit” because in our society it’s more acceptable to degrade women than poop.”

Paul Wesselman   (via seulray)

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khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

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Holy shit hahaha

karenhurley:

This campaign is great, really makes you look closer instead of just and quick stereotypical glance 

GSR Entrance Hall System

Advertising Agency: SPR Agency, Novo Hamburgo, Brazil Via

tacobell:

If she’s mad at you, buy her Taco Bell. She will forgive you.

Posted 6 days ago With 1,596 notes

“Do not pray for an easy life; pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.”

TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

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magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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stability:

what book is this?

“Oh soul, you worry too much. Your arms are heavy with treasures of all kinds.”

Rumi (via namelessin314)

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brbjellyfishing:

do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor

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